SUCK MY DICK JESUS
By sistertwister | November 7, 2010
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JESUS FUCKED US
By sistertwister | June 21, 2010
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JESUS CHRIST (super stupid)
By sistertwister | May 15, 2010
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HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE BY MAKING BAD MOVIES
By sistertwister | May 15, 2010
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RELIGIOUS SLUT
By sistertwister | January 13, 2010
You religious slut. The bible up your butt. Cock sucking, Jesus licking, mystic-minded mutt. Choke on the Lard’s foreskin. That dick is uncut. Slurp it up believer. Shove the word into your beaver. Buy the preacher’s lies. He shoots his load in both eyes. Blind faith around you. No tool of reason to ground you. Bend over dumb fuck. Priestcraft is ready to pound you. You think prayer takes you there, but it’s not legit. You miss the worldly thrills in life, when ya let Christ chew off your clit.
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OH NASTY CHRIST
By sistertwister | January 13, 2010
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MYSPACE KEEPS FUCKING WITH ME
By sistertwister | November 24, 2009
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FUCK HIS JUGS
By sistertwister | November 23, 2009
24 Being screwed freely by his cock through the unrealistic redemption that is inside the cum covered fuck hole of big tits Christ Jesus:
25 Whom the Lard hath set forth to be a pimp through church brand faith in his bad blood, to declare his nastiness for the remission of shits that are past, through the bowels of the Lard;
26 To declare, I say, fuck him which believeth in Jesus.
27 Where is your asshole? Where is the pokie in the hole? Behold his boobs.
28 Therefore we conclude that mankind is double titty-fucked by church brand faith.
29 Is he the Lard of the Jews only? Can’t you see the Lard fucking the Gentiles?
30 Seeing it is one make-believe bitch with knockers, which shall be used to try and justify genital mutilation.
31 Don’t we see church monkeys turning mystic-minded bullshit into law? Spread your legs and spread the Lard, or burn every church down and pick up the flag of reason.
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ATHEIST 69
By sistertwister | November 19, 2009
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JESUS GOES IN DEEP
By sistertwister | November 14, 2009
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HALLOWEEN NUN PUSSY
By sistertwister | October 30, 2009
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THE JESUS ARMCHAIR
By sistertwister | October 3, 2009
Sit down on Jesus!
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ENOUGH SPLOOGE FOR EVERY CHRISTIAN DROID
By sistertwister | September 27, 2009
Come on godbots! Swallow every mother fucking drop of that dumb-ass dogma. Stroke it Yoda! Jerk your big green pecker for Jesus, and spit on his nasty jew-bitch balls. Send electrical bolts up inside that worn out Christ-pucker and fry some of those stinky jacked up Lard-logs with the force. Suck harder R2-D2! Make that fucker cum! Stand back everybody! I think he’s gonna blow!
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MICHAEL JACKSON
By sistertwister | September 21, 2009
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NASTY NUN TITS
By sistertwister | August 11, 2009
Nasty nun tits. They smell of priest slobber. Perky brown buttons the Pope wants to clobber. Nasty nun tits. They pop out to entice, but there’s always an admission price that will make a man think twice. Nasty nun tits. Knockers that cast a spell on all mystic-minded personnel. Nasty nun tits. Better run if you can, ’cause they can break a married man. Nasty nun tits.
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THE LAST CUM PARTY
By sistertwister | August 11, 2009
There will be signs in the septic tank and dookie on many faces. At that time they will see Jesus cum on a cloud with pussy power and gay glory. When you who are brainwashed see this, stand up and behold the redemption dripping from your rear. Be careful, or your pucker may wind up in a bear trap. As you enter the city of San Antonio, a man with a jar of piss will meet you. Follow him to the whore house, where you can eat the Pussyover. He will show you a large upper room, all furnished with leather toys and whips. Make anal preparations there. And Jesus said to them, ” I have eagerly desired to eat this Pussyover with you before I do my S & M thing. For I tell you, I will not eat it again until I suck a few more cocks in the kingdom of cum.” And then Jesus said, ” This is my asshole given to you, screw this in remembrance of me.” Then Jesus jerked off in a cup and made everybody drink some Lard spunk. They all had a good time at the Pussyover / Last Cum Party. Amen.
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MORE COCK FOR CHRIST
By sistertwister | August 9, 2009
More cock for Christ to suck. More cock for Christ to lick. When Jesus is in the mood, give the woolly bitch some dick. More cock in his face. Fuck the hole in his side. Throw him over a little donkey and give him a three hour rectal ride. More cock up his butt. More cock on his lips. Rape the deviant monster. Break his legs. Break his hips. More cock for Jesus. More cock for the Apostles. Fuck every fairy tale. Fuck every fake fossil. More cock for Christ! More cock! Super size! Squirt in his ears! Squirt in his eyes!
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JESUS SHIT
By sistertwister | August 5, 2009
When Jesus drops the big shit, it’s right in your fucking face. Like a mega-church built on a military base. It looks like Jesus shit because it is mythological scat. Jesus never wipes because he’s always down like that. Jesus smells like shit and his followers enjoy the aroma. All the skin-to-savior contact promotes the spread of some papilloma. The preachers are appointed to smear the crap. Visit any Baptist church and they’ll drop a load in your lap. Anal-spray discharged right into your mouth. Prayer time, is shit time, here in the old south.
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THE PECKER DANCE
By sistertwister | August 1, 2009
And it came to pass that Christ would make naked the young children, and reveal unto them his pecker dance, that they might also delight in tribal love for him, and forsake all other desires. And then Christ asked, “Why should slave men thirst when their Lard and Master has provided mouths with his Father’s heavenly cock?” Then the Lard Jesus brought forth his disciple Peter, and pressed Peter against a large rock and filled Peter’s mouth, and he did eat of it until the Lard had cum. Jesus then ordered his twelve bitches to shed their clothes and swim with him in a nearby creek. As Christ was swimming, he stumbled upon a large bullfrog below the surface of the water. Jesus grabbed the frog and shoved it up inside his own ass in front of everyone. When the people on the bank asked Jesus why he did this, he replied, “That is their purpose.” Then the people started looking for frogs.
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EROTIC NUN SEX
By sistertwister | July 30, 2009
Erotic nun sex. The fun has just begun. Slip those nuns some big hairy dick, and they’ll fuck you like your one of their holy loved ones. Roll a nun over and pull up her habit. If a tit falls out, go ahead and grab it. Rub her ass with your cock as you’re latching onto her jugs. Snatch off her maxipad and check it for bugs. She’s on her knees because she needs a provider. Now cram every inch of your meat inside her. She wants you to ride her, so spread her legs wider. Fuck that slutty nun. Hammer that church pussy. Be her rowdy horny heathen pup. Fill up her cunt like it’s a dixie cup.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
By sistertwister | July 30, 2009
Jesus fucking Christ right next to Jesus fucking Christ. Christ pimps himself, so it’s always fairly priced. Jesus fucking Jesus with Christ checking out Christ on top. When he can top and bottom himself, the cocks and balls really start to flop. Christ fingering Jesus while he’s blow jobbin’ the other two Lards. Clone of Christ slobbering like a dizzy St Bernard. Jesus fucking Christ it gets nasty without a condom. If some sissy saviors resort to crying, the mean ones get to magic wand ‘em. Like a monk drilling a dead hunk, Christ gets drunk on his own filthy spunk. Bloody fucking cocks with bloody nuggets to gnaw. Jesus fucking Christ fucking Jesus Christ raw.
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CONFESSION
By sistertwister | July 23, 2009
A young innocent soft spoken penitent slacker, can give a perverted priest a frisky tally whacker. Father gets in a quickie, and the confessional floor gets sticky. You give by number all the things you’ve done wrong. The greater the number, the longer his schlong. He gives you counsel and encouragement before a penance for heavy hearts. He may ask you to repeat some of the sexual parts. Your obedience will signify genuine sorrow. If his cock needs a repeat performance, you might have to come back tomorrow. Speak the act of contrition, and he’ll cum like it’s tradition. Tell him you had sex with your folks, and he’ll give it a few more strokes. Jerking off with a regularity that allows him to discern your church-monkey sincerity. When bondage is mentioned or even implied, forgiveness is granted and never denied. If he’s really tossing it hard, and believers can hear it out in the yard, you must regard the occasion, as an encounter with a hot loving Lard. He will need an extra towel for the session, if there are any ambiguities in your confession. You’ll know that it’s over when there’s a bump and a plop plop. He will finally assign a penance, and then hop out to get a mop.
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FATHER NUTSUCKER
By sistertwister | July 22, 2009
In a sense he believes that balls are divine. You’ve gotta suck and lick ‘em, with the right state of mind. Father Nutsucker believes that age is just a number. When he gets wood, he always thanks, the Lard for his swollen lumber. He may go missing for a few days, as if someone reassigned him. Check your son’s under the butt nut hut, if you really wanna find him. He can rip some shorts to rags, just to gag on some tender tea bags. He makes up his own rules, to get to the crown jewels. You’ll get a verse and a curse, if you don’t share the coin purse. He wears a pair of blessed knee pads to get to your nads. Even with his mouth full, he can still sing, as long as the testicular implants look and feel like the real thing. Father Nutsucker wants to slobber on your sack right now. He’s perpetually on the prowl for some church monkey chow-chow. He would pounce on your grandpa’s package, and munch on the liver spots. Sneak into a nursery, and chew the balls off some newborn tots. Father Nutsucker is an ordained sucker for nuts, but religious nuts are also suckers for trusting this priestly putz.
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SISTERS GIVE A POKIE-GRIN
By sistertwister | July 20, 2009
Tell a nun your filthy jokes, to see if her humor is valid.
Take off your clothes and stick your butt in her face, to see if she’ll toss your salad. Test a nun and seek out her smile. Torture her pussy until you find her dial. Twist a nun sideways and spill your seed. Touch her while she meditates on the mysteries of the rosary. Tag that ass and make her pop a bead. Train that slut to be your scrotum licking whore. Tutor her, and stretch her holes until all of them are sore.
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DECLARE WAR ON RELIGION
By sistertwister | July 18, 2009
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